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2004-05-10 - 7:58 p.m. I shouldn't be allowed to go to the grocery store while I have cramps and I'm hungry. In one bag, I had a bottle of something sketchy called "Tawny Port", a bag of Pepperidge Farm Double Chocolate Milano cookies, a bag of teriyaki flavored beef jerky, two avacados, and oatmeal. A fire in the building at four a.m. They opened the pool. Pasty white legs and round tummies and slick wet hair, half-grown girls laughing and slapping large foam pool noodles against the water surface. whack. whack. whack. Just like the firemen with the crowbar. whack. whack. whack. Like hearts? Or something? When I'm driving and I hear it and my breath comes fast? Need a day off.
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