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2004-06-21 - 9:06 a.m.

I had a dream that I had two daughters and was a frazzled housewife living with my parents, and somehow won a surprise one hour visit with Will Ferrell and he came to me house.

We went up to my bedroom and talked for an hour and I sat on his lap and we kissed and he told me I would grow up to be very pretty someday, and I told him I already was very pretty. Then I gave him my email address. I missed dinner while I was talking to him, and the house the was a mess, but I didn't mind.

Then I had to go to a doctor's office but someone there had a bomb and one lady had a knife and someone else had a gun and they were all fighting and I was just trying to escape and I got out finally through a window and called 911.

Then I poured water into two babydoll's heads, attached them to ragdoll bodies, gave them to my two kids, who were waiting in my blue stationwagon in the parking lot, and told them never to forget me, and I left.

Because Will Ferrell kissed me?

Hmmm.

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