2005-10-05 - 8:47 p.m.
Tonight I bought myself a bottle of wine and gave myself a facial and shaved my legs and painted my toenails.
Then I tried to open the wine and when I was trying to pull the cork out somehow I broke the neck of the bottle and shards of glass came flying up into my face. But I still have both my eyes.
The bottle opener is still stuck in the bottle, in the cork, sitting on the counter.
But I always remember to take out the trash.
This morning it snowed.
